originally published in the February Edition of Your Ward News

Has Warren Kinsella’s cheese slipped off his Cracker?

    I went to the dog park last week to hang with my peeps and ran into an English Bulldog named Ernie. After the obligatory butt sniff this sly old dog tries to tell me he’s actually the love child of Warren Kinsella and Judy Rebick. He went on to add that I should check my pure breed privilege at the gate, especially around the chocolate Lab at the other end of the yard.

   Well after a bit I figured out Ernie was just pulling my tail, but it got me wondering what my old pal Warren was up to? It’s been months since I wrote my first article about Warren Kinsella and even left that big steamer on his front lawn for him and still, I get no lefty Love from Warren Kinsella?

   Turns out that since the last time we checked in with Warren he’s gone foaming at the mouth crazy, like he’s contracted rabies or something, throwing apoplectic fits of feigned indignity and outrage over the fact that this paper (Your Ward News) is still publishing and being delivered by Canada Post.

    In fact so far this year cry-bully Kinsella has penned a couple of blog articles denouncing the paper and its editor James Sears. He then started tweeting his own blog article to his MPP Arthur Potts, Canada Post, PM Justin Trudeau and whoever else he could think of. Potts replied with his brilliant plan of boycotting Canada Post, saying that’s what he’s doing. (Good luck with that Artie) Not good enough for cry-bully Kinsella he went on to publish more lies about the paper in a rambling incoherent rant, excuse me “opinion piece” for some obscure web site “TroyMedia” where he accused the paper of vilifying Jews and saying “The paper loudly proclaims its devotion to Jesus Christ on virtually every page”. He also referred to Sears as being a “defrocked doctor” (Hey Warren, doctor is an educational degree, Not a calling to the lord)

   In this “opinion piece” (Yes he describes it as such right in the article! Guess his regular readers are too stupid to know what they are reading) he compares Your Ward News to the New York Times (Gee thanks?) accusing us both of “doing the bidding of extremists”.

   Well anybody who has ever told me to sit, get down or stop that can tell you, I do nobody’s bidding Warren. Cry-Bully Warren Kinsella and his pack of social justice warrior, Marxist collectivists actually believe they have the right to dictate to you, me and everybody else in Canada what we can say privately, publicly and in print. Warren Kinsella believes that just because he doesn’t like what we have to say, you should not be allowed to read it. Warren thinks its ok to dig into the past of the editor, brand him for things that happened years ago, smear and shame him publicly, (Like he doesn’t have the right to ever work again) and then paint the whole publication with this fantasy demon persona he’s created.

   So now because The Mighty Talking Head Warren Kinsella says so, this talking dog, along with all the other great writers, graphic artists and our sweet old publisher Leroy are branded as religious zealots putting out a racist, sexist Nazi rag. Guilt by association is one of the greatest tools the left-tard SJW has in their limited tool box. Get drunk and hump a raccoon one time and you’re branded a pervert, take a dump on a black man’s lawn and you’re a racist and not just you but everybody else who writes for the paper and anybody who ever will.

   Lately it seems like every time the controlled main stream media needs a liberal talking head, up jumps Warren Kinsella ready to enlighten us all on how we should think on whatever subject the looney left media is harping on about that night on television.

   And don’t you laugh or ridicule him for having these beliefs either or else he may sue you.  When a John Tory staffer, Nick Kouvalis, in a series of tweets suggested Kinsella was a negative addition to Chow’s campaign team and that they were “better off” without him and included a link to Beyonce's “Irreplaceable.” And in another tweet Kouvalis linked AC/DC's “Thunderstruck” with the words “good riddance” Kinsella lost it. Kinsella let the lawyers loose who filed a libel notice (On twitter of all places) demanding Kouvalis delete the tweets and publish an “unequivocal apology” in a “prominent and permanent location” on Twitter by the end of the business day. What is it with these SJW’s who think they can control what anybody says on twitter? (Just look at the Elliot case)

    Again no love for me? I’ve said much worse about Kinsella, but then again what’s he going to sue me for? All I own in this world is a collar and a dirty tennis ball.

   There’s no question in my mind that with all the attention Warren has been getting that it’s all gone to his head and he now thinks he is the left king dictator of Canada. Yes Warren your cheese has finally slipped off your cracker and maybe its time you turned off your computer and smart phone and seek some professional help.

SHEP THE TALKING DOG

January 2016

originally published in the February Edition of Your Ward News

Dogs and Islam

Article originally Published in January 2015 edition of "Your Ward News"

Dogs and Islam

    Thanks to pandering Justin Trudeau, there are 10,000 potential dog-haters moving to the GTA, and if his minister of immigration and citizenship has his way, double that number by the end of the year!  This is a warning to both dogs and the humans in their packs.

    At a recent staff meeting, Colette (The Editor’s wife) recounted a tail where about 10 years ago she tried to hail a cab with her Chocolate Lab "Sage". (The people who do talk to me always tell me their dog stories for some reason.) She was rejected by 3or4 Muslim cab drivers before one took pity on her.  The cabbie explained Islam considered dogs "unclean".  He claimed he would have to thoroughly clean the back seat after her fare and do a "cleaning ritual" of his body for being in contact with her and her dog.  She was in the cab from High Park to Greektown, and was lectured the whole way.  At the end of the trip she tried to hand him money, but was told to lay it down so as not to risk him inadvertently touching a hand that was licked by a dog.

   Many Muslims consider dogs to be “Najis” or unclean. Traditionally, dogs have been seen as impure, and the Islamic legal tradition has developed several injunctions that warn Muslims against most contact with dogs, which explains why every time I tried to talk to one they would run away screaming. One little butthole even threw his sandal at me after just saying “good morning”. Needless to say I fetched it and tried to bring it back to him and ended up chasing him for five blocks till he ran into a mosque and slammed the door in my face. I chewed the sandal up of course, but my heart wasn’t in it.

   In an article written by Dr. Ayoub M. Banderker (BVMCh), he speaks to the phenomenon whereby misinformed Muslims took their dogs (and/or cats) to the animal hospitals or mobile clinics during Ramadan, to have them put to death by lethal injection. The reason given by the majority of these Muslims was that Islam forbids them to keep a dog!!!

   This actually is a misguided belief, although the Prophet Muhammad had no love for the four legs, there is an account of him talking to a camel… (Right, like who ever heard of a talking camel.)

    There’s also the story of Muhammed, while traveling with his army to Mecca in 630 CE, posting sentries to ensure that a female dog and her newborn puppies would not be disturbed. But of course that’s just common sense to avoid a bitch and her pups, any dog knows that.

   Point is, although Muhammed officially did not condone killing dogs and even said it’s forbidden to beat animals unnecessarily (like when is it necessary to beat animals?), or to brand them on the face (Now that’s just weird), or to allow them to fight each other for human entertainment. Fact is he was a two legged species snob.

   Here’s something else Muslims won’t tell you about their dear profit Muhammed, He was a collaborator! That’s right. The guy owned a CAT named Muezza. Everybody knows that evil cats are not team players and try to control the humans they sponge off.

It’s said that Muhammad awoke one day to the sounds of the Muslim daily call to prayer. Preparing to attend, he began to dress himself; however, he soon discovered his cat Muezza sleeping on the sleeve of his prayer robe. Rather than wake her, he used a pair of scissors to cut the sleeve off, leaving the cat undisturbed. When he returned from prayers he then stroked his beloved cat three times. Yet to touch a dog before prayers brings a Muslim into a state of ritual impurity. Ritual purification is then required before religious duties such as regular prayers are performed. So cat stink is no problem but a dog sniffs your butt on the way to the mosque and it’s hit the showers for you. The same goes for your unclean humans.

Frankly I’m offended at being treated like a skunk on the say so of some long dead cat lover!

   The point is, like terrorism, Muslims will tell you the hatred of dogs is not part of Islam which is a religion of peace and respect, yet most of them approve of it or would not do anything to speak out against the practice.

   There’s a clash of cultures between the western way of thinking and the way of the middle east. The way they look at Dog and the way you see Dog are two different philosophies. We are seeing that clash in the western European countries and it’s coming here fast folks.

Shep, The Talking Dog

Dec 2015


Article originally Published in January 2015 edition of "Your Ward News"