Shep The Talking Dog

Shep The Talking Dog

Monday, June 13, 2016



Has Warren Kinsella’s cheese slipped off his Cracker?



    I went to the dog park last week to hang with my peeps and ran into an English Bulldog named Ernie. After the obligatory butt sniff this sly old dog tries to tell me he’s actually the love child of Warren Kinsella and Judy Rebick. He went on to add that I should check my pure breed privilege at the gate, especially around the chocolate Lab at the other end of the yard.
   Well after a bit I figured out Ernie was just pulling my tail, but it got me wondering what my old pal Warren was up to? It’s been months since I wrote my first article about Warren Kinsella and even left that big steamer on his front lawn for him and still, I get no lefty Love from Warren Kinsella?
   Turns out that since the last time we checked in with Warren he’s gone foaming at the mouth crazy, like he’s contracted rabies or something, throwing apoplectic fits of feigned indignity and outrage over the fact that this paper (Your Ward News) is still publishing and being delivered by Canada Post.
    In fact so far this year cry-bully Kinsella has penned a couple of blog articles denouncing the paper and its editor James Sears. He then started tweeting his own blog article to his MPP Arthur Potts, Canada Post, PM Justin Trudeau and whoever else he could think of. Potts replied with his brilliant plan of boycotting Canada Post, saying that’s what he’s doing. (Good luck with that Artie) Not good enough for cry-bully Kinsella he went on to publish more lies about the paper in a rambling incoherent rant, excuse me “opinion piece” for some obscure web site “TroyMedia” where he accused the paper of vilifying Jews and saying “The paper loudly proclaims its devotion to Jesus Christ on virtually every page”. He also referred to Sears as being a “defrocked doctor” (Hey Warren, doctor is an educational degree, Not a calling to the lord)
   In this “opinion piece” (Yes he describes it as such right in the article! Guess his regular readers are too stupid to know what they are reading) he compares Your Ward News to the New York Times (Gee thanks?) accusing us both of “doing the bidding of extremists”.
   Well anybody who has ever told me to sit, get down or stop that can tell you, I do nobody’s bidding Warren. Cry-Bully Warren Kinsella and his pack of social justice warrior, Marxist collectivists actually believe they have the right to dictate to you, me and everybody else in Canada what we can say privately, publicly and in print. Warren Kinsella believes that just because he doesn’t like what we have to say, you should not be allowed to read it. Warren thinks its ok to dig into the past of the editor, brand him for things that happened years ago, smear and shame him publicly, (Like he doesn’t have the right to ever work again) and then paint the whole publication with this fantasy demon persona he’s created.
   So now because The Mighty Talking Head Warren Kinsella says so, this talking dog, along with all the other great writers, graphic artists and our sweet old publisher Leroy are branded as religious zealots putting out a racist, sexist Nazi rag. Guilt by association is one of the greatest tools the left-tard SJW has in their limited tool box. Get drunk and hump a raccoon one time and you’re branded a pervert, take a dump on a black man’s lawn and you’re a racist and not just you but everybody else who writes for the paper and anybody who ever will.
   Lately it seems like every time the controlled main stream media needs a liberal talking head, up jumps Warren Kinsella ready to enlighten us all on how we should think on whatever subject the looney left media is harping on about that night on television.
   And don’t you laugh or ridicule him for having these beliefs either or else he may sue you.  When a John Tory staffer, Nick Kouvalis, in a series of tweets suggested Kinsella was a negative addition to Chow’s campaign team and that they were “better off” without him and included a link to Beyonce's “Irreplaceable.” And in another tweet Kouvalis linked AC/DC's “Thunderstruck” with the words “good riddance” Kinsella lost it. Kinsella let the lawyers loose who filed a libel notice (On twitter of all places) demanding Kouvalis delete the tweets and publish an “unequivocal apology” in a “prominent and permanent location” on Twitter by the end of the business day. What is it with these SJW’s who think they can control what anybody says on twitter? (Just look at the Elliot case)
    Again no love for me? I’ve said much worse about Kinsella, but then again what’s he going to sue me for? All I own in this world is a collar and a dirty tennis ball.
   There’s no question in my mind that with all the attention Warren has been getting that it’s all gone to his head and he now thinks he is the left king dictator of Canada. Yes Warren your cheese has finally slipped off your cracker and maybe its time you turned off your computer and smart phone and seek some professional help.





SHEP THE TALKING DOG

January 2016