originally published in the February Edition of Your Ward News

Has Warren Kinsella’s cheese slipped off his Cracker?

    I went to the dog park last week to hang with my peeps and ran into an English Bulldog named Ernie. After the obligatory butt sniff this sly old dog tries to tell me he’s actually the love child of Warren Kinsella and Judy Rebick. He went on to add that I should check my pure breed privilege at the gate, especially around the chocolate Lab at the other end of the yard.

   Well after a bit I figured out Ernie was just pulling my tail, but it got me wondering what my old pal Warren was up to? It’s been months since I wrote my first article about Warren Kinsella and even left that big steamer on his front lawn for him and still, I get no lefty Love from Warren Kinsella?

   Turns out that since the last time we checked in with Warren he’s gone foaming at the mouth crazy, like he’s contracted rabies or something, throwing apoplectic fits of feigned indignity and outrage over the fact that this paper (Your Ward News) is still publishing and being delivered by Canada Post.

    In fact so far this year cry-bully Kinsella has penned a couple of blog articles denouncing the paper and its editor James Sears. He then started tweeting his own blog article to his MPP Arthur Potts, Canada Post, PM Justin Trudeau and whoever else he could think of. Potts replied with his brilliant plan of boycotting Canada Post, saying that’s what he’s doing. (Good luck with that Artie) Not good enough for cry-bully Kinsella he went on to publish more lies about the paper in a rambling incoherent rant, excuse me “opinion piece” for some obscure web site “TroyMedia” where he accused the paper of vilifying Jews and saying “The paper loudly proclaims its devotion to Jesus Christ on virtually every page”. He also referred to Sears as being a “defrocked doctor” (Hey Warren, doctor is an educational degree, Not a calling to the lord)

   In this “opinion piece” (Yes he describes it as such right in the article! Guess his regular readers are too stupid to know what they are reading) he compares Your Ward News to the New York Times (Gee thanks?) accusing us both of “doing the bidding of extremists”.

   Well anybody who has ever told me to sit, get down or stop that can tell you, I do nobody’s bidding Warren. Cry-Bully Warren Kinsella and his pack of social justice warrior, Marxist collectivists actually believe they have the right to dictate to you, me and everybody else in Canada what we can say privately, publicly and in print. Warren Kinsella believes that just because he doesn’t like what we have to say, you should not be allowed to read it. Warren thinks its ok to dig into the past of the editor, brand him for things that happened years ago, smear and shame him publicly, (Like he doesn’t have the right to ever work again) and then paint the whole publication with this fantasy demon persona he’s created.

   So now because The Mighty Talking Head Warren Kinsella says so, this talking dog, along with all the other great writers, graphic artists and our sweet old publisher Leroy are branded as religious zealots putting out a racist, sexist Nazi rag. Guilt by association is one of the greatest tools the left-tard SJW has in their limited tool box. Get drunk and hump a raccoon one time and you’re branded a pervert, take a dump on a black man’s lawn and you’re a racist and not just you but everybody else who writes for the paper and anybody who ever will.

   Lately it seems like every time the controlled main stream media needs a liberal talking head, up jumps Warren Kinsella ready to enlighten us all on how we should think on whatever subject the looney left media is harping on about that night on television.

   And don’t you laugh or ridicule him for having these beliefs either or else he may sue you.  When a John Tory staffer, Nick Kouvalis, in a series of tweets suggested Kinsella was a negative addition to Chow’s campaign team and that they were “better off” without him and included a link to Beyonce's “Irreplaceable.” And in another tweet Kouvalis linked AC/DC's “Thunderstruck” with the words “good riddance” Kinsella lost it. Kinsella let the lawyers loose who filed a libel notice (On twitter of all places) demanding Kouvalis delete the tweets and publish an “unequivocal apology” in a “prominent and permanent location” on Twitter by the end of the business day. What is it with these SJW’s who think they can control what anybody says on twitter? (Just look at the Elliot case)

    Again no love for me? I’ve said much worse about Kinsella, but then again what’s he going to sue me for? All I own in this world is a collar and a dirty tennis ball.

   There’s no question in my mind that with all the attention Warren has been getting that it’s all gone to his head and he now thinks he is the left king dictator of Canada. Yes Warren your cheese has finally slipped off your cracker and maybe its time you turned off your computer and smart phone and seek some professional help.

SHEP THE TALKING DOG

January 2016

originally published in the February Edition of Your Ward News

Dogs and Islam

Article originally Published in January 2015 edition of "Your Ward News"

Dogs and Islam

    Thanks to pandering Justin Trudeau, there are 10,000 potential dog-haters moving to the GTA, and if his minister of immigration and citizenship has his way, double that number by the end of the year!  This is a warning to both dogs and the humans in their packs.

    At a recent staff meeting, Colette (The Editor’s wife) recounted a tail where about 10 years ago she tried to hail a cab with her Chocolate Lab "Sage". (The people who do talk to me always tell me their dog stories for some reason.) She was rejected by 3or4 Muslim cab drivers before one took pity on her.  The cabbie explained Islam considered dogs "unclean".  He claimed he would have to thoroughly clean the back seat after her fare and do a "cleaning ritual" of his body for being in contact with her and her dog.  She was in the cab from High Park to Greektown, and was lectured the whole way.  At the end of the trip she tried to hand him money, but was told to lay it down so as not to risk him inadvertently touching a hand that was licked by a dog.

   Many Muslims consider dogs to be “Najis” or unclean. Traditionally, dogs have been seen as impure, and the Islamic legal tradition has developed several injunctions that warn Muslims against most contact with dogs, which explains why every time I tried to talk to one they would run away screaming. One little butthole even threw his sandal at me after just saying “good morning”. Needless to say I fetched it and tried to bring it back to him and ended up chasing him for five blocks till he ran into a mosque and slammed the door in my face. I chewed the sandal up of course, but my heart wasn’t in it.

   In an article written by Dr. Ayoub M. Banderker (BVMCh), he speaks to the phenomenon whereby misinformed Muslims took their dogs (and/or cats) to the animal hospitals or mobile clinics during Ramadan, to have them put to death by lethal injection. The reason given by the majority of these Muslims was that Islam forbids them to keep a dog!!!

   This actually is a misguided belief, although the Prophet Muhammad had no love for the four legs, there is an account of him talking to a camel… (Right, like who ever heard of a talking camel.)

    There’s also the story of Muhammed, while traveling with his army to Mecca in 630 CE, posting sentries to ensure that a female dog and her newborn puppies would not be disturbed. But of course that’s just common sense to avoid a bitch and her pups, any dog knows that.

   Point is, although Muhammed officially did not condone killing dogs and even said it’s forbidden to beat animals unnecessarily (like when is it necessary to beat animals?), or to brand them on the face (Now that’s just weird), or to allow them to fight each other for human entertainment. Fact is he was a two legged species snob.

   Here’s something else Muslims won’t tell you about their dear profit Muhammed, He was a collaborator! That’s right. The guy owned a CAT named Muezza. Everybody knows that evil cats are not team players and try to control the humans they sponge off.

It’s said that Muhammad awoke one day to the sounds of the Muslim daily call to prayer. Preparing to attend, he began to dress himself; however, he soon discovered his cat Muezza sleeping on the sleeve of his prayer robe. Rather than wake her, he used a pair of scissors to cut the sleeve off, leaving the cat undisturbed. When he returned from prayers he then stroked his beloved cat three times. Yet to touch a dog before prayers brings a Muslim into a state of ritual impurity. Ritual purification is then required before religious duties such as regular prayers are performed. So cat stink is no problem but a dog sniffs your butt on the way to the mosque and it’s hit the showers for you. The same goes for your unclean humans.

Frankly I’m offended at being treated like a skunk on the say so of some long dead cat lover!

   The point is, like terrorism, Muslims will tell you the hatred of dogs is not part of Islam which is a religion of peace and respect, yet most of them approve of it or would not do anything to speak out against the practice.

   There’s a clash of cultures between the western way of thinking and the way of the middle east. The way they look at Dog and the way you see Dog are two different philosophies. We are seeing that clash in the western European countries and it’s coming here fast folks.

Shep, The Talking Dog

Dec 2015


Article originally Published in January 2015 edition of "Your Ward News"

Transition This

Article originally Published in November 2015 edition of "Your Ward News"

Transition This

   I got loose a couple of weeks ago…..err went on an unscheduled walk I should say and decided to head for a quiet little spot I know. Nice big wall to mark my territory on and a nice grassy strip should I decide to go for the full experience.

   To my shock and horror I discovered a roving band of (or one really, really big) tagger had tagged this beautiful wall and painted it in circus tent style colours. This little strip of lawn and wall along side of the TTC bus barns on Coxwell Ave. just below Danforth had been turned into an eye sore of monumental proportions. As I lifted my leg to this sea of turquoise and blue I realized the paint was still wet and got some on my foot. (There’s an art to peeing while standing on three legs and if you don’t think so just try it sometime.)

   Who would do such a thing? Then I noticed the word sort of half painted “Transitions” That explained a lot, Transition is a lefty key word like “sustainability” or “safe space” or “LGBTQ Community”. Did a wondering troupe of artistic transvestites do this to my beautiful wall??? What would be the use of peeing on this wall now? Instead of smelling my magnificent sent high up on this wall all you could smell now would be some transitional transvestite paint job?

   What was the real message behind this act of state sponsored vandalism? Make no mistake; this was a message in six foot high letters to this quiet neighborhood of single family homes, children and dogs. There’s a transition coming. On a wall within direct sight of three schools and surrounded by family homes somebody was letting these people know that even more changes were coming.

   In the last 20 years within two blocks of this wall there has been a large block of social housing built less than two blocks away and a large apartment building for the disabled build right next to this wall and the TTC had sold off part of the bus barn property which was developed as cheap row houses that were quickly sold off to new immigrants. How much more “Transition” was this east end neighborhood in for? Well for one, an art project that will make the local residents feel like they have to walk through the carnival to get to the subway station every morning. I’m not kidding here folks, while lifting my leg to this wall I half expected that Rosie the tattooed lady and the dog faced boy would jump out at me.

   As much as this is a really bad city sponsored art project it is also a warning to the people who live within sight of this ugly act of vandalism. That they are not yet finished socializing your neighborhood.

    The only thing I can do about it at this point is to alert my colleagues at the paper to dig into this story a little more and chase down some of the squirrels around here, You got way too many infesting this hood. Oh I also dropped a turd right under the “T” Thought that was pretty cool, please feel free to come by and sniff it.  

Shep The Talking Dog

Oct 2015

Article originally Published in November 2015 edition of "Your Ward News"

Why I get no Lefty Love From Warren Kinsella

Article originally Published in August 2015 edition of "Your Ward News"

Why I get no Lefty Love From Warren Kinsella

   Warren Kinsella and I go back a long way, when paper training as a pup I dropped my first turd on an article he wrote in the National Post.

    My next encounter with Kinsella came one day while I was innocently chewing on my friends bowling shoe, next thing I know I was attacked out of nowhere by a rolled up copy of the Walrus magazine featuring you guessed it, Warren Kinsella. It was at that point I started wondering why the politically left in Toronto are such angry people and why do they think so highly of a hack like Warren?

    The left in Toronto is more of an obedience cult than a political ideology. If you step out of the box and disagree with one of the Grand Poobahs of left liberalism like Judy Rebick, Sid Ryan or Warren Kinsella you are immediately shunned. On social media you will be referred to as natzi, racist, bigot, misogynist and God forbid a right wing conservative. At this point your chances of ever again humping the leg of some cute hippie girl totally disappear.

    But why does this Borg like obedience cult love Warren Kinsella so much? Maybe it was his praise for the CBC when they banned the Dire Straits song “Money For Nothing” for having the word “Faggot” in it? Warren said he was “delighted” at this, and he should know he was in a lame punk band for years. Or maybe they love him for his hatred of Rob Ford, He did after all publicly imply Ford was a murderer?

     Personally I think they love him because he such an under-Dog. Let’s face it, politically speaking Warren Kinsella is one of the biggest losers ever and totally toxic if you’re running for office. Kinsella ran as a Liberal candidate in the 1997 federal election in the riding of North Vancouver but was trounced by Reformer incumbent Ted White. In the 2000 elections he went on Canada AM with a purple Barney Doll and mocked Stockwell Day's religious beliefs. After the 2000 elections he supported Jean Chrétien to remain as leader of the Liberal party, the Kinsella Curse struck again and Paul Martin became the new leader. The next loser to be “helped” by Warren was Michael Ignatieff, Remember him? He lasted about 30 seconds on the Canadian political stage. It was around that time that Warren had to apologize for a post in his video blog mentioning that his regular Chinese food restaurant sold "cat meat” AS IF, I’d pay extra for that!

    But the political curse of Warren Kinsella steamed on. In May 2006, Warren set up a firm called the Daisy Consulting Group, So he could make a few bucks for killing peoples political careers.

   Recently while chewing on a rolled up copy of the Globe & Mail (some kid on a bike throws one at my neighbor’s front porch every day) I noticed a story about millions of dollars in taxpayer-funded contracts awarded to friends and allies of political operatives in Ontario. Between 2004-05 and 2008-09, contracts adding up to $383,249 were paid to SEAK Communications – a company registered to Suzanne Amos, who was then the wife of Warren Kinsella. In 2009-10, around the time his marriage to Ms. Amos ended, payments that cumulatively totaled $262,355 started being made to West Bay Communications – a company registered to Mr. Kinsella, but not the one through which he usually does business. Guess he didn’t feel he had to share that cash with his partners at Daisy.

    

   When his pal Dalton McGuinty had to flee the wrath of Ontario voters Kinsella supported Sandra Pupatello in the 2013 Liberal Party of Ontario leadership convention. Again the loser and we got saddled with Kathleen Wynne.

   Municipally, Kinsella advised John Tory in the 2003 Toronto mayoral election, He lost. In the 2014 election he dumped Tory and “assisted” Olivia Chow's campaign right into a spectacular loss. (Chow’s are such a nasty little breed anyway) Kinsella had tweeted a spoof on Tory referring to his smart track plan as “Segregationist Track” Kinsella apologized for the incident. Daisy Consulting later announced that they had fired Chow as a client due to remarks regarding Kinsella. Too late the Kinsella Curse stuck to Chow like poo on a shoe.

   Still I’m feeling no lefty love from Warren myself, blogger “Eye On A Crazy Planet” believes the only way to get Warren’s attention is to write about him, So for him and all you dog lovers out there I pen this, and just in case this don’t get his attention, I’m going over to his place latter this afternoon and I’m going to leave a big steamer on his front lawn. It works on all my friends when I want to get their attention.

Shep The Talking Dog

June 2015

            Article originally Published in August 2015 edition of "Your Ward News"