Shep The Talking Dog

Shep The Talking Dog

Saturday, December 19, 2015

Transition This




Transition This

   I got loose a couple of weeks ago…..err went on an unscheduled walk I should say and decided to head for a quiet little spot I know. Nice big wall to mark my territory on and a nice grassy strip should I decide to go for the full experience.
   To my shock and horror I discovered a roving band of (or one really, really big) tagger had tagged this beautiful wall and painted it in circus tent style colours. This little strip of lawn and wall along side of the TTC bus barns on Coxwell Ave. just below Danforth had been turned into an eye sore of monumental proportions. As I lifted my leg to this sea of turquoise and blue I realized the paint was still wet and got some on my foot. (There’s an art to peeing while standing on three legs and if you don’t think so just try it sometime.)
   Who would do such a thing? Then I noticed the word sort of half painted “Transitions” That explained a lot, Transition is a lefty key word like “sustainability” or “safe space” or “LGBTQ Community”. Did a wondering troupe of artistic transvestites do this to my beautiful wall??? What would be the use of peeing on this wall now? Instead of smelling my magnificent sent high up on this wall all you could smell now would be some transitional transvestite paint job?
   What was the real message behind this act of state sponsored vandalism? Make no mistake; this was a message in six foot high letters to this quiet neighborhood of single family homes, children and dogs. There’s a transition coming. On a wall within direct sight of three schools and surrounded by family homes somebody was letting these people know that even more changes were coming.
   In the last 20 years within two blocks of this wall there has been a large block of social housing built less than two blocks away and a large apartment building for the disabled build right next to this wall and the TTC had sold off part of the bus barn property which was developed as cheap row houses that were quickly sold off to new immigrants. How much more “Transition” was this east end neighborhood in for? Well for one, an art project that will make the local residents feel like they have to walk through the carnival to get to the subway station every morning. I’m not kidding here folks, while lifting my leg to this wall I half expected that Rosie the tattooed lady and the dog faced boy would jump out at me.
   As much as this is a really bad city sponsored art project it is also a warning to the people who live within sight of this ugly act of vandalism. That they are not yet finished socializing your neighborhood.
    The only thing I can do about it at this point is to alert my colleagues at the paper to dig into this story a little more and chase down some of the squirrels around here, You got way too many infesting this hood. Oh I also dropped a turd right under the “T” Thought that was pretty cool, please feel free to come by and sniff it.  

Shep The Talking Dog
Oct 2015









Why I get no Lefty Love From Warren Kinsella





Why I get no Lefty Love From Warren Kinsella


   Warren Kinsella and I go back a long way, when paper training as a pup I dropped my first turd on an article he wrote in the National Post.

    My next encounter with Kinsella came one day while I was innocently chewing on my friends bowling shoe, next thing I know I was attacked out of nowhere by a rolled up copy of the Walrus magazine featuring you guessed it, Warren Kinsella. It was at that point I started wondering why the politically left in Toronto are such angry people and why do they think so highly of a hack like Warren?

    The left in Toronto is more of an obedience cult than a political ideology. If you step out of the box and disagree with one of the Grand Poobahs of left liberalism like Judy Rebick, Sid Ryan or Warren Kinsella you are immediately shunned. On social media you will be referred to as natzi, racist, bigot, misogynist and God forbid a right wing conservative. At this point your chances of ever again humping the leg of some cute hippie girl totally disappear.

    But why does this Borg like obedience cult love Warren Kinsella so much? Maybe it was his praise for the CBC when they banned the Dire Straits song “Money For Nothing” for having the word “Faggot” in it? Warren said he was “delighted” at this, and he should know he was in a lame punk band for years. Or maybe they love him for his hatred of Rob Ford, He did after all publicly imply Ford was a murderer?

     Personally I think they love him because he such an under-Dog. Let’s face it, politically speaking Warren Kinsella is one of the biggest losers ever and totally toxic if you’re running for office. Kinsella ran as a Liberal candidate in the 1997 federal election in the riding of North Vancouver but was trounced by Reformer incumbent Ted White. In the 2000 elections he went on Canada AM with a purple Barney Doll and mocked Stockwell Day's religious beliefs. After the 2000 elections he supported Jean Chrétien to remain as leader of the Liberal party, the Kinsella Curse struck again and Paul Martin became the new leader. The next loser to be “helped” by Warren was Michael Ignatieff, Remember him? He lasted about 30 seconds on the Canadian political stage. It was around that time that Warren had to apologize for a post in his video blog mentioning that his regular Chinese food restaurant sold "cat meat” AS IF, I’d pay extra for that!

    But the political curse of Warren Kinsella steamed on. In May 2006, Warren set up a firm called the Daisy Consulting Group, So he could make a few bucks for killing peoples political careers.

   Recently while chewing on a rolled up copy of the Globe & Mail (some kid on a bike throws one at my neighbor’s front porch every day) I noticed a story about millions of dollars in taxpayer-funded contracts awarded to friends and allies of political operatives in Ontario. Between 2004-05 and 2008-09, contracts adding up to $383,249 were paid to SEAK Communications – a company registered to Suzanne Amos, who was then the wife of Warren Kinsella. In 2009-10, around the time his marriage to Ms. Amos ended, payments that cumulatively totaled $262,355 started being made to West Bay Communications – a company registered to Mr. Kinsella, but not the one through which he usually does business. Guess he didn’t feel he had to share that cash with his partners at Daisy.
    
   When his pal Dalton McGuinty had to flee the wrath of Ontario voters Kinsella supported Sandra Pupatello in the 2013 Liberal Party of Ontario leadership convention. Again the loser and we got saddled with Kathleen Wynne.

   Municipally, Kinsella advised John Tory in the 2003 Toronto mayoral election, He lost. In the 2014 election he dumped Tory and “assisted” Olivia Chow's campaign right into a spectacular loss. (Chow’s are such a nasty little breed anyway) Kinsella had tweeted a spoof on Tory referring to his smart track plan as “Segregationist Track” Kinsella apologized for the incident. Daisy Consulting later announced that they had fired Chow as a client due to remarks regarding Kinsella. Too late the Kinsella Curse stuck to Chow like poo on a shoe.

   Still I’m feeling no lefty love from Warren myself, blogger “Eye On A Crazy Planet” believes the only way to get Warren’s attention is to write about him, So for him and all you dog lovers out there I pen this, and just in case this don’t get his attention, I’m going over to his place latter this afternoon and I’m going to leave a big steamer on his front lawn. It works on all my friends when I want to get their attention.



Shep The Talking Dog
June 2015