Why I get no Lefty Love From Warren Kinsella
Warren Kinsella and I go back a long way,
when paper training as a pup I dropped my first turd on an article he wrote in
the National Post.
My next encounter with Kinsella came one
day while I was innocently chewing on my friends bowling shoe, next thing I
know I was attacked out of nowhere by a rolled up copy of the Walrus magazine
featuring you guessed it, Warren Kinsella. It was at that point I started
wondering why the politically left in Toronto are such angry people and why do
they think so highly of a hack like Warren?
The left in Toronto is more of an obedience
cult than a political ideology. If you step out of the box and disagree with
one of the Grand Poobahs of left liberalism like Judy Rebick, Sid Ryan or Warren Kinsella you are immediately shunned. On
social media you will be referred to as natzi, racist, bigot, misogynist and
God forbid a right wing conservative. At this point your chances of ever again
humping the leg of some cute hippie girl totally disappear.
But why does this Borg like obedience cult
love Warren Kinsella so much? Maybe it was his praise for the CBC when they
banned the Dire Straits song “Money For Nothing” for having the word “Faggot”
in it? Warren said he was “delighted” at this, and he should know he was in a
lame punk band for years. Or maybe they love him for his hatred of Rob Ford, He
did after all publicly imply Ford was a murderer?
Personally I think they love him because he
such an under-Dog. Let’s face it, politically speaking Warren Kinsella is one
of the biggest losers ever and totally toxic if you’re running for office. Kinsella
ran as a Liberal candidate in the 1997 federal election in the riding of North
Vancouver but was trounced by Reformer incumbent Ted White. In the 2000
elections he went on Canada AM with a purple Barney Doll and mocked Stockwell
Day's religious beliefs. After the 2000 elections he supported Jean Chrétien to
remain as leader of the Liberal party, the Kinsella Curse struck again and Paul
Martin became the new leader. The next loser to be “helped” by Warren was Michael
Ignatieff, Remember him? He lasted about 30 seconds on the Canadian political
stage. It was around that time that Warren had to apologize for a post in his
video blog mentioning that his regular Chinese food restaurant sold "cat
meat” AS IF, I’d pay extra for that!
But the political curse of Warren Kinsella
steamed on. In May 2006, Warren set up a firm called the Daisy Consulting
Group, So he could make a few bucks for killing peoples political careers.
Recently while chewing on a rolled up copy
of the Globe & Mail (some kid on a bike throws one at my neighbor’s front
porch every day) I noticed a story about millions of dollars in taxpayer-funded
contracts awarded to friends and allies of political operatives in Ontario. Between
2004-05 and 2008-09, contracts adding up to $383,249 were paid to SEAK
Communications – a company registered to Suzanne Amos, who was then the wife of
Warren Kinsella. In 2009-10, around the time his marriage to Ms. Amos ended,
payments that cumulatively totaled $262,355 started being made to West Bay
Communications – a company registered to Mr. Kinsella, but not the one through
which he usually does business. Guess he didn’t feel he had to share that cash
with his partners at Daisy.
Municipally, Kinsella advised John Tory in
the 2003 Toronto mayoral election, He lost. In the 2014 election he dumped Tory
and “assisted” Olivia Chow's campaign right into a spectacular loss. (Chow’s
are such a nasty little breed anyway) Kinsella had tweeted a spoof on Tory
referring to his smart track plan as “Segregationist Track” Kinsella apologized
for the incident. Daisy Consulting later announced that they had fired Chow as
a client due to remarks regarding Kinsella. Too late the Kinsella Curse stuck
to Chow like poo on a shoe.
Still I’m feeling no lefty love from Warren
myself, blogger “Eye On A Crazy Planet” believes the only way to get
Warren’s attention is to write about him, So for him and all you dog lovers out
there I pen this, and just in case this don’t get his attention, I’m going over
to his place latter this afternoon and I’m going to leave a big steamer on his
front lawn. It works on all my friends when I want to get their attention.
Shep The Talking Dog
Warren Kinsella and I go back a long way,
when paper training as a pup I dropped my first turd on an article he wrote in
the National Post.
My next encounter with Kinsella came one
day while I was innocently chewing on my friends bowling shoe, next thing I
know I was attacked out of nowhere by a rolled up copy of the Walrus magazine
featuring you guessed it, Warren Kinsella. It was at that point I started
wondering why the politically left in Toronto are such angry people and why do
they think so highly of a hack like Warren?
The left in Toronto is more of an obedience
cult than a political ideology. If you step out of the box and disagree with
one of the Grand Poobahs of left liberalism like Judy Rebick, Sid Ryan or Warren Kinsella you are immediately shunned. On
social media you will be referred to as natzi, racist, bigot, misogynist and
God forbid a right wing conservative. At this point your chances of ever again
humping the leg of some cute hippie girl totally disappear.
But why does this Borg like obedience cult
love Warren Kinsella so much? Maybe it was his praise for the CBC when they
banned the Dire Straits song “Money For Nothing” for having the word “Faggot”
in it? Warren said he was “delighted” at this, and he should know he was in a
lame punk band for years. Or maybe they love him for his hatred of Rob Ford, He
did after all publicly imply Ford was a murderer?
Personally I think they love him because he
such an under-Dog. Let’s face it, politically speaking Warren Kinsella is one
of the biggest losers ever and totally toxic if you’re running for office. Kinsella
ran as a Liberal candidate in the 1997 federal election in the riding of North
Vancouver but was trounced by Reformer incumbent Ted White. In the 2000
elections he went on Canada AM with a purple Barney Doll and mocked Stockwell
Day's religious beliefs. After the 2000 elections he supported Jean Chrétien to
remain as leader of the Liberal party, the Kinsella Curse struck again and Paul
Martin became the new leader. The next loser to be “helped” by Warren was Michael
Ignatieff, Remember him? He lasted about 30 seconds on the Canadian political
stage. It was around that time that Warren had to apologize for a post in his
video blog mentioning that his regular Chinese food restaurant sold "cat
meat” AS IF, I’d pay extra for that!
But the political curse of Warren Kinsella
steamed on. In May 2006, Warren set up a firm called the Daisy Consulting
Group, So he could make a few bucks for killing peoples political careers.
Recently while chewing on a rolled up copy
of the Globe & Mail (some kid on a bike throws one at my neighbor’s front
porch every day) I noticed a story about millions of dollars in taxpayer-funded
contracts awarded to friends and allies of political operatives in Ontario. Between
2004-05 and 2008-09, contracts adding up to $383,249 were paid to SEAK
Communications – a company registered to Suzanne Amos, who was then the wife of
Warren Kinsella. In 2009-10, around the time his marriage to Ms. Amos ended,
payments that cumulatively totaled $262,355 started being made to West Bay
Communications – a company registered to Mr. Kinsella, but not the one through
which he usually does business. Guess he didn’t feel he had to share that cash
with his partners at Daisy.
When his pal Dalton McGuinty had to flee the
wrath of Ontario voters Kinsella supported Sandra Pupatello in the 2013 Liberal
Party of Ontario leadership convention. Again the loser and we got saddled with
Kathleen Wynne.
Municipally, Kinsella advised John Tory in
the 2003 Toronto mayoral election, He lost. In the 2014 election he dumped Tory
and “assisted” Olivia Chow's campaign right into a spectacular loss. (Chow’s
are such a nasty little breed anyway) Kinsella had tweeted a spoof on Tory
referring to his smart track plan as “Segregationist Track” Kinsella apologized
for the incident. Daisy Consulting later announced that they had fired Chow as
a client due to remarks regarding Kinsella. Too late the Kinsella Curse stuck
to Chow like poo on a shoe.
Still I’m feeling no lefty love from Warren
myself, blogger “Eye On A Crazy Planet” believes the only way to get
Warren’s attention is to write about him, So for him and all you dog lovers out
there I pen this, and just in case this don’t get his attention, I’m going over
to his place latter this afternoon and I’m going to leave a big steamer on his
front lawn. It works on all my friends when I want to get their attention.
Shep The Talking Dog
June 2015
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